Theories
I started this website primarily because I have a lot of fan theories about a lot of shows, films and video games that no one in my day-to-day life is willing to listen to. Please enjoy.
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Fallout Season 2 So Far (Episodes 1-4): Thoughts and Predictions.
Spoilers for Fallout Season 2 We’re four episodes into Fallout season two, and I’ve got to say, I’m enjoying it a lot so far. If I have one criticism, it feels a little crowded at times. Several different plot threads are competing for screen time. And I think it’s confusing the pacing. They now have…
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Zelda Theory. How Did Zonai Civilisation Fall?
Age of Imprisonment and the History of the Zonai. Spoilers for Age of Imprisonment Hyrule Warriors: Age of Imprisonment was released a couple of weeks ago, and it introduced a ton of new lore. Not just Zonai lore either, but Zelda lore in general. It’s also canon, which is cool. The previous Hyrule Warriors game,…
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Legend of Zelda Timeline Theory: Sheikah vs Hylians
The Sheikah Tribe is, by far, one of the most important factions in the Legend of Zelda series. They’re also known as the Shadow Folk, and they’re usually good guys. They oppose Ganon, they help out Link, they’re loyal to the royal family, and they’re allied to the Hylians. There’s a fair amount of in-game…
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The Real Monsters in the Legend of Zelda are the Hylians
Monstrous Hylians doing Monstrous things to Monsters. (This is a more coherent, edited version of an early post. The original is available here.) The good guys in the Legend of Zelda games may be doing horrifying things to the monsters. This article is more a joke than a theory, something unintentionally dark I noticed in Breath…
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Where are the Sheikah Warriors in Tears of the Kingdom?
Secret Sheikah Ninjas in the Legend of Zelda. An almost completely unsubstantiated Legend of Zelda theory. (This is a re-edit of an older post. Available here.) The ninja-esc warriors of the Sheikah Tribe have long been an important fixture of the Legend of Zelda universe. But they’re also a mysterious element. Breath of the Wild…
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The Life of the Hero of Legend: Zelda Timeline
I’ve been playing Echoes of Wisdom lately. Interestingly, its map is heavily based on A Link to the Past. It was basically just expanded, because of that, I was initially expecting it to be the same Link. It’s not though, it’s a new incarnation. I’m not complaining, it’s a great game. Nevertheless, it did get…
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How did the Daleks defeat the Time Lords?
When Doctor Who was revived in 2005 (New Who), it was revealed that during the intermission, a war had broken out between the Time Lords and the Daleks, destroying both civilisations. The Doctor was now the last of his kind, and the Daleks had suffered a major setback. Still, after watching the classic series, the…
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What is the Majora’s Mask land of Termina?
Is Termina a parallel universe? Or is it a dream world or a nearby land? Majora’s Mask (MM) is easily one of the best games in the Legend of Zelda franchise. It’s also one of the few Zelda games to take place outside the Kingdom of Hyrule. The game sees Link leave the kingdom, after…
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Reincarnation in the Legend of Zelda
How does reincarnation work in the Zelda Universe? Reincarnation and eternal return are major themes in the Legend of Zelda video games. The three main characters, Link, Zelda and the villain Ganon/Ganondorf, are continuously reincarnated, cursed by the Demon King Demise to refight their battle over and over. That’s the elevator pitch right there. They’re…
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Legend of Zelda Theory: The Rito Explained
There are many factions and species in the Legend of Zelda universe. The Rito tribe (anthropomorphic bird people) are probably the most confusing lore-wise. They were reintroduced in 2017’s Breath of the Wild, having not been seen since 2003’s Wind Waker. It was cool to see them again, but it also created a continuity error…
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Legend of Zelda: Ultimate Zonai Theory Part 5 (Conclusion)
The Zonai explained Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Update for Age of Imprisonment The Kingdom of Hyrule and the Decline of the Zonai. This (increasingly impenetrable) series has been in limbo for a while; I’ve been in a sci-fi mood. But there isn’t much more to say. The last post outlined the…
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An In-Universe Explanation for Retro Technology in Sci-Fi
In the Science Fiction movies and TV shows of the ‘60s, ‘70s and ‘80s, there’s often a strange blend of futuristic equipment and non-futuristic aesthetics. They even have technology that’s outdated in our time. From Star Trek to Alien, future technology is bulky and obsolete; they don’t have graphical computers, and everything is controlled with…
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The Mario Timeline: Mario 64 DS
Time to drop the pretence. I’m kidding myself if I don’t think I’m making a Mario timeline. I didn’t intend to make one, but here we are. Let’s talk about Mario 64 DS. The first and second Mushroom Wars occur, respectively, during the original Super Mario Bros. and New Super Mario Bros. series. In those…
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Star Wars Skeleton Crew mysteries explored
What to expect from the rest of the series. Star Wars Skeleton Crew premiered last week, and it’s much better than I was expecting. A weirdly large number of the Disney+ Star Wars shows have been about a grizzled old veteran saving a little kid. The Mandalorian was about Din Djarin saving baby Yoda/Grogu. The…
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Ultimate Zonai Theory Part 4: The First Rupture
The previous entries in this series argued that Zonai civilisation began in the Depths, where they helped to keep thedDemon hoard imprisoned. Their civilisation flourished, and they built various temples and structures in the Depths-Surface trade hub of Eldin Volcano/Death Mountain in Skyward Sword. Then Zonai civilisation vanished in a great societal rupture, that also…
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